Vintage Tumblr Themes

primacdonaldsgirl:

pretending to study in front of ur parents like 

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sheep-boy:

a ravenclaw inventing a spell like “ive enchanted this quill so that one dip in an inkwell and it will be able to draw from that inkwell until its out! no redipping!” and their muggle born friend just

"a…pen.you literally just used magic to make a pen" 

assholedisney:

I strongly identify with wood elves because I too like to drink wine and talk about how men are failing

"There are no such things as “opposite” genders, any more than a strawberry is the “opposite” as a plum."
-Hanne Blank, Straight: The Surprisingly Short History of Heterosexuality (via insidethesnowglobe)
"Gnossienne"
-n. a moment of awareness that someone you’ve known for years still has a private and mysterious inner life, and somewhere in the hallways of their personality is a door locked from the inside, a stairway leading to a wing of the house that you’ve never fully explored—an unfinished attic that will remain maddeningly unknowable to you, because ultimately neither of you has a map, or a master key, or any way of knowing exactly where you stand. (via cyberwave)

what-the-fuck-is-wrong-with-kise:

dangerhamster:

Rubeus Remus Potter. You were named after the only two people at Hogwarts who seemed to give shit about me, because come on who else would I name you after? A verbally abusive dickbag who was in love with my mum and gave me shit all my life and someone who convinced a bunch of children that they needed to be soldiers? What kind of awful aspirations would that make you end up having? Come on son I’m not an idiot…

#bless this post

swanjolras:

out of all the aspects of millennial-bashing, i think the one that most confuses me is the “millennials all got trophies as a kid, so now they’re all self-centered narcissists” theory

like— kids are pretty smart, y’all. they can see that every kid on the team gets a trophy and is told they did a good job; they can also see that not every kid on the team deserves a trophy, and not everyone did do a good job

the logical conclusion to draw from this is not “i’m great and i deserve praise”— it’s “no matter how mediocre i am, people will still praise me to make me feel better, so i can’t trust any compliments or accolades i receive”

this is not a recipe for overconfidence and narcissism. it is a recipe for constant self-guessing, low self-esteem, and a distrust of one’s own abilities and skills.

where did this whole “ugh millennials think their so-so work is super great” thing even come from it is a goddamn mystery

alt-j:

U CAN HAVE A LITTLE EXTRA FAT OR EVEN ALOT OF EXTRA FAT AND STILL BE HOT AS FUCK AND IF ANYONE EVER TRIES TO TELL YOU OTHERWISE YOU CAN FUCKING KICK THEM IN THE SHINS RIGHT THEN AND THERE

grouce:

send me avocados as a sign of love

Reblog, click the picture, and prepare for battle.

justadashofsarcasm:

seh221:

penandpage:

whisperrun:

whisperrun:

theneverendingdrums:

anywigwilldo:

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after a while i became convinced that the words were mocking me

Nothing happened. 

I WAS PROMISED A BATTLE

*throws down gauntlet*

Edit: Went back. This is the best thing to happen to my dashboard ever.

Reblogging again because my followers need to see this. To be clear, rebog, go to your actual blog, then click the picture. 

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THIS IS AMAZING

OH MY THIS IS SOCOOL